When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself. ..Sexs, drugs and rock&roll. Speed, weed and birth control, lifs a bitch& then u die, so fuck the world& lets get high..Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I dont worry I dont cry, Im just happy that cows cant fly!..The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

I AM POPEY THE SAILORMAN,I AM MEMBER OF THE KLU KLUX CLAN , I PULL DOWN THE TRIGGER I SHOOT A FUCKING NIGGER , I AM POPEY THE SAILORMAN ........ TUUT..TUUT ..Nok nok.Who's there?....Marie!....Marie who?.....Mariewhowanna....!!..A girl phoned me the other day and said...Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. ..I´AM A KILLER I KILL PEOPLE FOR MONEY BUT YOU ARE MY FRIEND I KILL YOU FOR NOTHING!!!!!!

Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last! ..Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!..we had joy we had fun we had niggers on the run but the fun didn't last cause the nigger ran to fast now it's fun i got a gun little nigger better run........To wake up in the morning and always see the sun no matter the weather,I'm glad the day has begun

For there is a certain someone who makes the grey sky blue, I'm glad to say that one is you..I love you 1 night I love you 1 day I love you 1 week I love you 1 year --- + I love you 4 ever..i don't wanna feel the way that i do,i just wanna be right here with you,i don't wanna see,see us apart,i just wanna say straight from my hearti miss you..if you're the dessert, i'd be the sea..if you hunger then hunger for me..everything you ask i'll be.. it's all good as long it's you i see

I want you right, right now, why don't you come on over and let's do it now!..A boy walks up to a girl and says:do you wanna play magic?She asks:what´s magic?He says:we go up to my room,fuck, and then you dissappear!..you can fall of a mountain, you can fall of a tree, but the best way to fall is falling in love with me!!!..Roses are red Violets are blue,shit stinks and so do you!

love is a word sex is a game so forget the word and play the game..press down down more ok more yes ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder so good mmmm thats how u orgasm on sms..sex is a sensation,caused bij temptation, when a man puts his location in a womans destination, do u understand the explanation or would u like a demonstration??..Mother hold her little baby twenty minutes under water not to make her any troubles but to see the funny bobbles!!!!

fuck is good love is funny a lot of people fuck for money but if you think that fuck is funny fuck yourself and save your money..Don't take a sigaret and die just take a joint and fly...Hi I'm an ALIAN, now I'm checking for chicks in your phonebook. SEARCHING..... Sorry no chicks found. CONCLUSION: YOU'RE GAY..I'm an alien I've transformed into your phone and as your reading this I'm having sex with your finger. i know you like it Because your smiling

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain...IF YOU ARE IN TROUBLE AND NEED A HELPING HAND, JUST CALL MY PHONE NUMBER, CAUSE I'M YA FRIEND.....when a apple is green he's ready to pluk when a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck..Dance like the master swing like the king offer your money, and I give your things, so let your mind be free and thats the power of "XTC"

Roses are red Violets are bleu. God made me perfect, but what the hell happend to you..you got STYLE...you got SEX-APPEAL....you got the BRAIN.... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!SORRY....wrong number ..the boy is good the boy is fine but don't forget the boy is mine..I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass

why are men smarter after the having sex. Because they just plugged into o genius...THE WORLD ISN'T EASY AND IT WIL NEVER BE,BUT YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF FRIENDS,AND 1 OF THEM IS ME.....the first time we kissed I closed my eyes he closed his eyes and then..........we MISSED!! ..roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you BUT roses are dying, violets are dead and the sugar is empty and so is your head!!

this cat,is cat,a cat,good cat,to cat,keep cat,an cat,idiot cat,busy cat,for cat,20 cat,seconds cat. Now read without the word "cat"..our love was once deep you once said, but deeper shall be the wound between your legs..roses are red,pickles are green,i love your legs and whats in between...If you love me love me well. If you hate me fuck the hell!!!